“I’m with her”
- 2016 campaign slogan of Hillary Rodham Clinton
That Hillary campaign slogan didn’t work so well for her. She lost.
She lost a lot. She lost about 30,000 emails, 30 states, 304 Electoral College votes, the Supreme Court, Congress, most of the state governorships, and 80% of the land area of the country. She lost Wisconsin, for gosh sakes.
She lost her balance, her sobriety and her quarter-mil influence-peddling speaking gigs.
She lost several million dollars that her campaign paid to sleazy lawyers to fabricate a bogus Russian pee-pee dossier on Donald Trump that is now leaking all over her and those lawyers, at least one of whose journey to the White House looks to be detoured to the Big House for lying to investigators. Time will tell whether he and Hill share a cell.
She lost to people she characterized as Deplorables. She’s a loser.
And those calves and ankles! Every night when I go to bed and every morning when I get up, I thank the Lord that “I’m with her” does not apply to me.
Besides, now there’s someone else in my life. I’m with Brandon.
Brandon is a young NASCAR racer who entered my life at about 100 mph. He prefers Bud over chard. When he makes a pit stop it’s for high octane gasoline, not for low grade pee-pee stuff. He wears a flame-proof suit that even Hillary’s 90 proof dragon breath could never penetrate.
Brandon is a regular Deplorable. He’s fast, fit and feisty. He has nothing to do with the Ukraine. His laptop is a steering wheel. He can keep a thought in his mind for the entire duration of the sentence that expresses it.
He can really drive, and right now he’s driving the Democrats crazy. He drives like a demon but he’s not demented.
He doesn’t lie; he races. He doesn’t need to defund the police; he just outruns them. He’s no “Big Guy” but he lives large. He does all of that living in a life that he thinks matters. He thinks mine matters too.
Recall a few years ago when sanctimonious leftists (yes, that’s redundant) including their president mocked the Tea Party movement with the sexually vulgar term “teabaggers.”
To them I say: Let’s go Brandon!
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