Not that I have anything against such a person. Some of my best friends are autistic, and most of my readers are. They’re probably also transsexuals or have at least thought about it (it is sort of weirdly interesting from an anthropological perspective, sort of like Neanderthals and dinosaurs). And cocaine can’t be any worse than, say, instant coffee, Australian wine or transsexualism.
As for being black, anyone with half a brain identifies as such. Because these days that will get you admitted to medical school (many college applicants do in fact falsely claim to be black) and appointed to the Supreme Court. It also gets you immunity against prosecution for slapping anyone you damn well please at any time you damn well please, and perhaps shooting them too. Soon, it might also get you some reparations green.
Me and my friends that look like America are really excited about our upcoming appointments to the Biden administration. (NB: Mine Microsoft typing program, Word, are sure as hell woke because they see nothing wrong with that sentence or this one.)
Me and my friends will join Biden’s most recent appointment, his new Press Secretary pictured here. She’s a suicide-surviving (give her credit – surviving a suicide attempt is a difficult achievement unless a person has zero competence in operating a gun or mis-operating a bridge) black, lesbian, unmarried mother whose partner – here’s the disgusting part – is a CNN correspondent.
We’ll also join other diversity hires by Biden, whose hiring shows Biden to be a great president committed to finding people who are the most qualified for the job and whose alphabet-ed-ness is just a nice sidelight for which he and they should be congratulated as wonderful people.
Here are a few other examples, though space does not permit a comprehensive list.
There’s his appointment of the LGBTQ activist in the title picture above (yes, really!) to the Office of Nuclear Energy. This person advertises that they are “animal roleplay enthusiasts.” (The tail is a nice touch, huh?) And yes, this individual uses “they” and “them” as first person singular pronouns; they apparently has a mouse in their pocket, or something worse.
Next up is his Vice President who’s a half-black, seven-eighths-autistic woman with Tourette’s Syndrome.
Then there’s his nominee for the Supreme Court named Brown-Jackson, known to Biden as Black-Woman, though she herself is apparently unsure about the woman part since she’s not a biologist.
There’s not actually a current vacancy at the Supreme Court, but no matter. What’s important is that with the giggly aid of that loquacious Vice President there is currently a Democrat majority in the Senate to confirm her. They might in fact confirm and warehouse a few dozen, which will come in handy if they accomplish their mission that is in progress at the homes of the conservative Justices.
Biden’s other judicial appointments are 65% POC’s, 73% women and 100% far left.
Let’s not forget Biden’s Assistant Secretary of Health, the transsexual who says “there is no argument” among doctors that defenseless children should receive irreversible hormones and puberty blocker drugs to groom them for transsexuality. (He/she is lying; there is a hot debate within medicine and psychiatry about such treatment, and it has been discontinued in much of Europe including Sweden after tragic outcomes).
Another recent appointment is an odd 33-year-old woman to head the newly created Disinformation Governance Board (“Ministry of Truth” was already spoken for by George Orwell) who made and published on YouTube a cringeworthy Mary Poppins video about disinformation while dismissing the Hunter Biden laptop story as Russian disinformation.
Let’s be serious for a moment even if she can’t be. First, I’ll admit that the title of this column is false. It’s Biden’s son Hunter that has some of those traits, not his nominee for the CIA, insofar as we know. But it’s telling that you thought the title might be accurate.
Importantly, one statement I made at the outset is true. I have no objection to people for their bedroom habits or bad singing, and I pay no attention to skin colors. (I’m told that paying no attention to skin colors makes me racist under the new rules. I’m supposed to take note of skin colors so that I can discriminate in favor of POCs and against whites and Asians.)
What I do object to is the abolition of merit. High level government posts are very important and difficult jobs. Some of these people no doubt perform those jobs ably, but some probably don’t. When you hire people on the basis of skin color and sexual habits, rather than merit, that happens. Moreover, abolishing merit has a snowballing effect. When people realize that they are not rewarded for being meritorious, fewer and fewer will go to the effort of it.
Americans deserve the best qualified people serving in their government. I strongly suspect that Biden’s obsession with gender and race means we’re not getting them there, and soon won’t get them anywhere.
the Aspen beat 
But…but…I feeeeel….
Makes one wonder just where the “administration” finds these weirdos. What next, Satanists as the House and Senate Chaplains?
Be sure, even the House and Senate “Chaplains”, – not unlike those in the U.S. Armed Forces-
are ordered to preach “Imitation Jesus-Light”….Less filling, half The Truth.
And I understand she is anti-Israel, as well. That doesn’t jive with what Biden’s ventriloquist has been spouting, recently.
A sickening, twisted microcosm for a once-powerful, prosperous and Godly-blessed nation – in a brilliantly succinct composition.
These are not Biden nominees. They are the Chinese Communist Party nominees.
My brain isn’t working right this evening.
Who is the nominee for the CIA?
With reference to a comment above about chaplains, check out this link from Canada – which is not from the Babylon Bee (the government apparently does not intend to fully implement the recommendations)
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/raymond-j-de-souza-new-report-recommends-turning-the-armed-forces-into-a-secular-theocracy
Wake up. Read the whole article.
Such a gallery of the bizarre and grotesque I haven’t beheld since drunkenly watching the 1932 movie “Freaks” while getting a liberal education in college.
Naturally, although that film was a box-office bomb that had viewers running out of the theater halfway through the preview (just the preview, mind you), postmodernist criticism has subsequently transformed “Freaks” into “a minor masterpiece” and “one of the most compassionate films ever made,” which “challenges the way we define beauty and abnormality.” Oh, yeah.
Said The New Yorker’s Josh Mosher, “It’s a chilling notion to imagine these weird beings, with their own lives and vanities and passions, all allied in a bitter enmity against us.” Indeed.
Imagine! Biden’s lineup of luminaries have enmity for us, no doubt because of our lack of “compassion” for their spiritual and psychiatric disorders and in-your-face preciousness.
Well, I have enmity too — for their parents, for their teachers, for their librarians, for their squishy religious instruction, and for a culture that finds profit only in the abnormal, the bizarre, and the grotesque. Thanks for nothing.
Great comment, Chad, but I have a simpler take on the freak show.
They’re basically attention addicts, not much different than flashers in the park. I’d say they’re exhibitionists or narcissists, but that implies a clinical condition that they aspire to but don’t really attain. Weirdly, they’ve managed to corral the Democrat Party, but, then again, the Democrat Party has been very corral-able since about 1975.
Setting aside “clinical” assessments in favor of more ancient understandings, Glenn, I can probably out-simple your “simpler take” on these people: By and large, they are demon-possessed. As 1930s Hollywood also recognized, “Dracula” — with its sublimated psycho-sexual stuff and pursuit of power — is the great parable of our times.
Nah, I think you give them too much credit. This whole weirdo genre can be summed up with “Hold my beer and watch this!” To their delight, we do, because it’s hard not to. Attention is a very basic human need. They learned how to get a lot of it very easily.
😀 Too much credit, huh? So they’re not even worth the serious efforts of serious demons like Screwtape? And here I was, trying to confer some kind of dignity on them! And yet they do frighten me, making me feel “zero at the bone” as Emily Dickinson put it. I’d like to be able to “laugh them off,” but . . . .
But … but … Biden’s administration LOOKS like America!
Snark.
Ugh, Glenn, would you judge me if I still think that the title might be accurate? His term isn’t over until Jan. 20, 2025.
I apologize for my last sentence.
I can virtually guarantee he won’t last that long
Excellent article, btw. It’s unfortunate that the misfits have found a comfortable home.
So, you’re implying that when the results of the mid-terms are in, and the half-black, seven-eighths-autistic woman with Tourette’s Syndrome who has assumed the presidency gets the boot for being her, and McCarthy’s speaker position lands him in the White House…?
For sure, Kevin will immediately become the ghost of Donald in the eyes and poisoned minds of the media industrial complex. Rinse, and repeat.
Here’s a no-BS line from Dave Chappelle during a recent show telling it like it is, no offense:
“To what degree do I have to participate in another person’s self-image?”
Cringing for our nation. How can regular people share a country with the left?
And, aside, why wouldn’t a Federal Judge, Brown Jackson, simply answer the question, what is a woman, as an adult leftist normally would. You would expect a leftist to go on and on with some mumbo jumbo, lie filled, word salad to muddy the question. Something like …. The definition of woman was once wrongly thought to have been a concrete thing, but in recent times it has become known that there are more complicated nuances that go into the definition and thus I am currently not comfortable stating a concrete definition to the complicated concept of what is a woman. Sheesh. Even for a leftist, I can’t define a woman because I am not a biologist, is incredibly lame, childish even. Insulting to everyone’s intelligence. For that alone, but bolstered by her abhorrent views on pedophile offenders, she should have been voted down. For either an incredible, unqualified, level of ignorance, or, more likely, bald faced lying to the Senate. I find it so hard to believe that she was voted up. More than sad, wrong.
Great comment, Jaynie. Her response to that question really made me wonder about her intellectual horsepower. It would have been so easy to give the kind of answer you suggest, but instead she handed the Republicans a gift-wrapped sound bite.
“How can regular people share a country with the left?” Clearly the left doesn’t think we can, since they label 75,000,000 of us (“this MAGA crowd”) ”far-right extremists” who pose the greatest threat to “our democracy,” and are transforming the DHS into an arm of government designed simultaneously to flood us out with a tidal wave of migrants and silence us with its new “Ministry of Truth.” This can’t end well.
Could you please try to explain to the pro abortion demonstrators that the Supreme Court isn’t trying to ban abortion. What they are essentially saying is that the court doesn’t have jurisdiction to rule on this question.
These ladies don’t have a Constitutional right to an abortion.
Believing you do does not make it so.
The Supreme Court wants us to go to the State for laws regarding abortion.
There is no reason to demonstrate at the homes of Supreme Court Justices. The liberals seem to think anger and intimidation are acceptable was to express themselves. Wrong again.
Thanks for carrying the flag, Al Scholz Rifle Colorado
Back in the Bill Clinton era, people talked about “the Addams Family cabinet.” Biden is exceeding what Clinton did. His appointees were neo-liberal and leftist statists who only looked like gargoyles but still were people, albeit unappealing people. Biden has gone One Step Beyond anything Clinton every did.
The further we as a society get away from God, the more depraved we become. One wonders when these people leave this world and get up to those “pearly gates” whether St. Peter will tell them to punch the down button.
Glenn, you are simply a great analyst and writer, but don’t let that go to your head–it appears that that stinking lib/lefty/”progressive”–in quotes because there is nothing progressive about this progressivism/moral relativists/subjectivists/secularists/humanists/Democrat goon conclave are desperate. We will win, yes indeed. God is good.