Congratulations to Joe Biden on today’s birth of his four-year-old granddaughter!

President Biden has a son, of sorts. This son has some, um, issues.

One of the son’s issues is his issuance, a daughter he fathered with a woman he says he’s never met. The result was the woman’s birth of a little girl she named Navy.

The son denied that he was little Navy’s father. But paternity tests showed he was. He continued to deny his paternity. But he denies lots of things that are true.

So does his father. President Joe refused to acknowledge that Navy is his granddaughter, even after the paternity tests proved she was. As recently as a week or two ago, he specifically instructed the White House staff to deny that his granddaughter was his granddaughter – because the little girl was politically inconvenient to him.

The little girl is now four.

Most decent people found this years-long denial offensive. The little girl had done nothing wrong. For her father to deny his fatherhood, and her grandfather to deny his grandfather-hood, even after paternity tests proved it, is indecent.

Even the liberal media were offended, though it took them years to get there. A recent New York Times column blasted President Joe for this.

President Joe does watch the focus groups and polls, though he’s never watched his son much. The polls and his focus groups damned the man’s indecency.

So, today, he changed his tune. Today, the White House released a statement acknowledging that Navy is President Joe’s granddaughter. The news release was on a late Friday afternoon, the classic time to release news that you hope gets lost in the weekend.

In any event, congratulations, Mr. President, on today’s birth of your four-year-old granddaughter! Maybe you and your son should take a minute to meet her. But not unaccompanied.

Now, about the $5,000,000 you were paid for unspecified services in Ukraine while Vice President….

9 thoughts on “Congratulations to Joe Biden on today’s birth of his four-year-old granddaughter!

  1. The current Occupier-in-Chief once famously said “ … I had my son Hunter, who’s the smartest guy I know.”

    Hunter is smart all right … smart and wily as a crack fiend looking for his next hit. Addicts, whether it’s crack cocaine, meth, opioids, or sex with prostitutes, will devise all sorts of schemes and devious plans to get their fix.

    Hunter is a chip of off papa’s shoulder. The rotten fruit doesn’t fall far from the poisonous tree.

    It’s undoubtedly best that four-year-old Navy isn’t going to be anchored with the Biden family name around her neck like a millstone. And she’ll never have to be sniffed and accosted by her weird old demented biological grandfather either …

    Reference: https://nypost.com/2020/10/29/biden-calls-hunter-smartest-guy-i-know-in-virtual-event-with-oprah/

    • Yes, but she will still carry a too large packet of their genetic matter. I am really hoping nurture overcomes nature, but I get a sense the mother isn’t much of a prize either.

  2. High time that the creepy, criminal head of State admitted the truth. Every member of the Biden family is morally challenged.

    My latest concern if for the safety of the First Slut’s ex husband now that he’s talking.

  3. Perhaps “devout Catholic” Joe has finally paused to think about the Saint he is named after, who, among other things, is the Patron Saint of unborn children.

  4. Joe Biden is, and has been, a POS for decades. But of course he’s a Dem, and Dems are virtually untouchable. My personal favorite of all his despicable lies is the story of the innocent truck driver who was the unlucky soul who happened to collide with the car driven by the first Mrs. Biden. She pulled out in front of him and he was unable to stop. He was not at fault, and the accident haunted him his entire life. What haunted him even more was Joe Biden’s lie that he was drunk. Biden would tell this lie in front of anti-drunk driving audiences in a pathetic attempt to ingratiate himself with them. What kind of man does that? A POS like Joe Biden is the answer.

  5. I totally disagree! That young girl should be kept as far away from the (especially Joe) Bidens as possible…for her own safety.

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