One of three things happened this afternoon. Either (1) the Lord Almighty told Joe to quit the race, or (2) the polls said there was “no way” he could win, or (3) he got hit by a train.
Because he assured us over the last weeks – most recently the last few days – that those were the only things that would cause him to quit.
I suppose there’s one other possibility that he neglected to mention. Barack might have told his butt boy to get the hell out, else Barack would spill the beans on Joe’s family business.
So . . . Joe did what Joe had to do.
But by text??? What kind of chickensh*t scoundrel breaks up by text? No press conference? No teleprompter speech from the Oval Office? Not even one from his Delaware basement?
It’s bad enough to be Starbucked. We’ve been texted.
Oh, I know there’s the story that he has a bout of COVID, which is why he’s retreated to the basement again (though we were also told the symptoms were mild).
But wait? Wasn’t he vaccinated with that stuff that makes it impossible to get COVID?
It’s we the people who’ve been dumped, but somehow I’m not feeling particularly humiliated. But since the relationship is over, Joe, would you, Lady McBiden and Hunty please get out of our damn house?
Right now – before I get a restraining order!
P.S. I owe one of you discerning readers a prize for coming closest to picking the date on which Joe would announce his quitting. I have a boatload of entries to sort through to figure out which of you is the winner. But stay tuned!
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Another chapter.
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I’m guessing SUN JUL 21, AT 1:52 PM
Steve, I should have been clear that the prediction has to come BEFORE the event that’s being predicted.
My bad. I’ll give you the prize. Give me a shout when you’re out this way. G
Glenn: No offense but you really should fully explain ALL the rules to the contest up front, otherwise this kind of confusion is inevitable. I look forward to admonishing you further in person. SB
Biden quits on National Ice Cream Day. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
It’s national because it’s a nation which means a union of common values of a nation. Ice cream because it’s cream that is put in a freezer that contains ice so that it will freeze the cream. Day because it’s a 24 hour period of time which is time the earth turns in a day.
Signed K. Harris
Joe Biden just broke-up with America via text … how so very 2024! 😼
Damn. I was sure Jill Biden’s lust for power and Bidens greed would carry them all the way till the day before the Convention. Now for the next guess, how much was the graft. How long till Kamela pulls the fire alarm on the 25 Amendment. This would cut off any Canidate’s from cutting her of at the pass.
One more illustration to prove that age is not co-equal to maturity/wisdom. Biden and Harris reveal never having grown up or attaining even a shred of common sense. Harris’s newfound potential power scares the liver out of me.
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