We’re going extinct because guys like porn and pot more than they like women

Americans are reproducing at a rate that is too low to replace themselves. At this rate, Americans will go extinct.

It’s like the situation in Italy where Catholics have become so adept at violating the Church’s prohibitions on birth control that they’ll be gone soon.

I figure the only way to save Italy for the Italians is for the Church to permit – nay, mandate – birth control. If there’s one thing Catholics have learned over 2,000 years, it’s that their highest spiritual calling is to disobey their infallible-ish Pope. Only if the shepherd requires birth control will his flock abandon the pill, the IUD, condoms, the rhythm method, abstinence, premature withdrawal, morning-after pills, and morning-after prayer.

They would reproduce like rabbits. They would rebirth the Romans, equipped with Ferraris rather than chariots.  

Back to America. Our only hope to avoid extinction due to our failure to be fruitful and multiply is to open the borders. Democrats have done just that. Not for the purpose of saving America, however, but raping her. But that’s another column.  

Today’s column examines the why. Why are Americans failing to procreate?

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