Not that there was ever much between us, other than distance. But she seems like an Aspen sort of gal, and I wouldn’t hold that against her.

She’s evidently a singer. She might even write some of her own stuff. So we have something in common. I too am a singer, and I too write some of my own stuff. There’s:

The Ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind.

And:

Since you left me, you’ve seen me with some other girls, lookin’ like I’m having fun;

But though they might be cute, they’re just prostitutes…

Then there’s:

This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus

And, of course, the one I made famous one intoxicating and intoxicated Karaoke night:

… there’s a bathroom on the right…

Back to Taylor. She’s got talent. She’s certainly pretty rich and even kinda pretty. I give her a B+ in music and an A+ in business.

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