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Glenn K. Beaton is a writer and columnist living near Aspen. He has been a contributor to The Wall Street Journal, RealClearPolitics, Powerline, Instapundit, American Thinker and numerous other print, radio and television outlets.

Meghan Markle, The Tempest of the Shrew (no, Andrea, this is not Faulkner)

Posted on March 15, 2021 by onthebeatontrack

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Two royal lovebirds, seeking booty and plunder,

In Faerie Oprahland now make the scene —

Where ancient decorum is torn asunder,

Where woke outrage makes civil thought unclean.

From forth both pedigreed and bi-racial loins,

This pair of caste-crossed wokesters have their say

And, in the surge of ratings and coins,

Prove every dog will have its day.

Their three-hour display of PC whinging

And poor victimized Meghan’s smouldering rage

— Though it may produce a lot of cringing —

Is now the sordid subject of this page;

The which, if you with sharpest eye shall read,

What here you miss, your soul within shall heed.

They call him Harry. Could there be a more fitting name for this misguided, purposeless, carrot-topped, not-in-line-to-the-throne fool?

Continue reading →

Two royal lovebirds, seeking booty and plunder,

In Faerie Oprahland now make the scene —

Where ancient decorum is torn asunder,

Where woke outrage makes civil thought unclean.

From forth both pedigreed and bi-racial loins,

This pair of caste-crossed wokesters have their say

And, in the surge of ratings and coins,

Prove every dog will have its day.

Their three-hour display of PC whinging

And poor victimized Meghan’s smouldering rage

— Though it may produce a lot of cringing —

Is now the sordid subject of this page;

The which, if you with sharpest eye shall read,

What here you miss, your soul within shall heed.

They call him Harry. Could there be a more fitting name for this misguided, purposeless, carrot-topped, not-in-line-to-the-throne fool?

Continue reading →

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Two royal lovebirds, seeking booty and plunder,

In Faerie Oprahland now make the scene —

Where ancient decorum is torn asunder,

Where woke outrage makes civil thought unclean.

From forth both pedigreed and bi-racial loins,

This pair of caste-crossed wokesters have their say

And, in the surge of ratings and coins,

Prove every dog will have its day.

Their three-hour display of PC whinging

And poor victimized Meghan’s smouldering rage

— Though it may produce a lot of cringing —

Is now the sordid subject of this page;

The which, if you with sharpest eye shall read,

What here you miss, your soul within shall heed.

Two royal lovebirds, seeking booty and plunder,

In Faerie Oprahland now make the scene —

Where ancient decorum is torn asunder,

Where woke outrage makes civil thought unclean.

From forth both pedigreed and bi-racial loins,

This pair of caste-crossed wokesters have their say

And, in the surge of ratings and coins,

Prove every dog will have its day.

Their three-hour display of PC whinging

And poor victimized Meghan’s smouldering rage

— Though it may produce a lot of cringing —

Is now the sordid subject of this page;

The which, if you with sharpest eye shall read,

What here you miss, your soul within shall heed.

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